I know why I'm gay, and it's not because I had no father-figure throughout my childhood or because a little fairy sprinkled mascara over my infant eyes.
I'm gay because girls--not women--are sluts. I know most people are fooled by the misconception that guys are sluts, but to respond to that: at the end of the night, who is drinking still and who is running around looking for her second stiletto and a big, juicy, sausage to ride. The male sex cares more about drinking himself into his horniness, while the female casually lets herself become intoxicated until it's time to open up her double doors for the tallest, strongest offensive lineman. Women want sex at parties, and men want booze. These are all observations from a college student, mind you, who knows not what will happen after everyone starts their real lives.
But for now, girls are slutbags. And what's worse; most of them are closet slutbags, so nobody even knows the pile of venereal diseases that they've bathed in. They think all men want to fuck them, so they prance around a party till they pick an eligible bachelor. Upon selection, they cling, laugh at things that aren't funny, try to drink the dude under the table--which usually ends in a mess--or just flat out ask, "Want to fuck tonight?" And the honest sluts, if they're told "no", pout and moan and whine because they aren't getting a stretchy vagina in the next two hours.
A guy, gay or straight, would never linger at a party for hours when he had work at 9 AM the next morning in order to fuck some girl/guy that lives in the same neighborhood. He could fuck her/him any night of the week. Priorities, ladies, priorities. Not to mention, and if you haven't noticed that this example is based on a true experience already, it is; I picked up a slight vibe that this girl wanted her flavor of the night to leave all of his guests in order to go to sleep early so they could fuck. Good looking out, honey, I'm sure your boy-toy will be considered a classy host after that!
Granted, my buddy ended up being a great host to the girl that drank him under the table... Score one for the pinks. Hmph!
Not until today did I realize that men are hot because most of them are loyal, honest, and strong. Women are subversive, irrational, and lewd.
Besides, cocks are hand held, and in this day and age, anything you can hold in your hand is better than something you have to put on a table to use...or a bed.
P.S. I know, I need to start editing. I will, soon.
P.P.S. I know this doesn't apply to every girl, but it does apply to a lot, and that sucks for the breeders.
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Good sir, please explain why this persists on your website long after the anger it seems to have been born from has passed:
But for now, girls are slutbags. And what's worse; most of them are closet slutbags, so nobody even knows the pile of venereal diseases that they've bathed in. They think all men want to fuck them, so they prance around a party till they pick an eligible bachelor. Upon selection, they cling, laugh at things that aren't funny, try to drink the dude under the table--which usually ends in a mess--or just flat out ask, "Want to fuck tonight?" And the honest sluts, if they're told "no", pout and moan and whine because they aren't getting a stretchy vagina in the next two hours.
It appears to be misogyny of the vilest form. I request that you cease and desist the presentation of this degradation at once.
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I get annoyed at the certain type of girl I can guess you're thinking of--the blonde, drunk wealthy girl who acts empty-headed and man-crazy--also, but that is some really intense stuff you've got going on up there. It doesn't feel true to your character, and it's not fair to women. I know we both would agree that women in this society are socialized to be valued more for their looks than their brains. I consider idiot girl-ness a casualty of that sexism, just the same way that chauvinism and violence appears in men whose masculinity is threatened. Make sense? Agree?
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